Sunday, April 4, 2010

POKIN' IN THE BOYS ROOM

2004, 137 min
A.K.A.: Monster Bang 5
Country: US
Studio: Raging Stallion Studios, Monster Bang
Cast: Tag Adams, Michael Brandon, Taurus Dean, Montaz Morgan, Mario Ortiz, Jason Dean, Erik Campbell, Peter Pfalz
Director: Chris Ward, Michael Brandon
REVIEW
The folks over at Raging Stallion and Monster Bang Video are determined to raise your eyebrows - and your temperature - with a sizzling assortment of filthy minded and exceptionally hung studs, each with a predilection for bathroom sex and, in quite a few instances, an acquired taste for freshly pumped ejaculate.
Yes, boys, it seems that the oral cumshot, pretty much an extinct accoutrement in professional modern-era American porn, is making a slow but splashy comeback with the guys at Raging Stallion.
But as the red flags of social and political consciousness are hoisted in righteous indignation (from what I’ve heard, Monster Bang’s salty "motif" is generating quite a mouthful of controversy - pun intended, naturally), consider how saturated the market has become with outright bareback ass-fucking porn produced both here and abroad. By comparison, the stunning sight of a hot streaming jet of thick jissom unloaded directly into eager Tag Adams’ gullet doesn’t seem quite so outrageously and egregiously irresponsible.

And for the record, all of the fucking in this flick is of the condom-wrapped variety, though several instances of bare-cock’d grinding and a cleverly camouflaged bit of teasing/dipping generate quite a few forbidden thrills.
"Forbidden thrills" is all relative, of course, but you’ll surely not witness any other American-made porn of such superb production values that contains so many high-protein facials, not to mention such intense and rowdy ass grinding and buggery.
The plot is simple but enticing:
A crotch-stiffening assortment of hunky guys at a San Francisco bar ditch their female dates for the constant revolving-door guy-on-guy action underway in the loo. For the plot-intolerant, there’s a "sex only" option that automatically omits storyline details and plunges straight into the hardcore sex - which, clocking in at a solid 122 minutes, is a telling indication of how much wham-bam has been crammed into the full 137-minute production.
This is definitely four-star raging hard-on material with a caveat: I’m compelled to dock a half point for both Raging Stallion and Monster Bang’s neglecting to incorporate a disclaimer warning of the risks of unsafe anonymous sex anywhere, either within the feature or on the DVD package. I realize this is fantasy, but still...